My sometimes collaborator/always husband Rob Kutner has a hilarious new book out.  It’s called Apocalypse How, and you should run to your nearest bookstore and pick up a copy today.

With helpful advice on everything from exercise, mating, and food

preparation, Apocalypse How offers guidance for all areas of your

post-apocalyptic life:

    -   Travel: should I stay or should I flee?

    -   Accommodations: Extreme Makeover - Cave Edition

    -   Recipes: from Tumbleweed Surprise to Steve Tartare

    -   Family Life: Elderly relatives - treasures or stragglers?

Best of all, the book is dedicated to me.  Okay, that might not be so helpful to YOU while you’re trying to avoid the radioactive bananas being tossed at you by your new monkey overlords, but it will be comforting to yours truly.